My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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