Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Randomize