its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This is my gift to your gina
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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