I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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