...so i touched it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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