I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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