Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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