"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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