fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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