Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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