Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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