i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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