No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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