I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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