I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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