A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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