I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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