Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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