just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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