Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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