she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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