I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
