I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
