would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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