everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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