'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Do vagina's smell?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
