It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
im on a boat
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