As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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