I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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