what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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