he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
last night I used snow as a chaser
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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