it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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