You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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