do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
someone owes me an orgasm
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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