ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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