id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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