I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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