So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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