TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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