Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
