But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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