fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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