Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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