She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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