4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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