we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
this just has baby written all over it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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