You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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