If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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