white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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