Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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