ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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