Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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