I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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