your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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